– Kenneth Pobo
Ever since Adeline was a little girl she wanted to be
rich. Not rich, really, but rich beyond
compare, the richest woman in the world.
It could happen! On late night TV
when she was seven she saw Ruth Chatterton starring in The Rich Are Always With Us. At the end, charming rich Ruth married George
Brent, a sexy novelist—who made money.
For twenty-one years Adeline was married to a
porridge-looking guy, Ernie, who ran a sporting equipment store in the Divine
Gator Mall. She never set foot in the
store, even when Ernie and his employees celebrated its twentieth year in
business. That was the beginning of the
missed the balloons, Adeline. Shit. Some wife.”
pops sooner or later. Congratulations
Clearly, Ernie would not make her the wealthiest woman who
had ever been born. It wasn’t Ernie’s
fault, she knew. A guy who wore old
hushpuppies everyday, he wouldn’t get it.
In “real” life, George Brent and Ruth Chatterton got married. For two years. Real life didn’t impress Adeline. It never had a fur collar.
She routinely entered the lottery but say you won 500
million bucks, you’re still not the richest.
It’s a boost, but you don’t get to be number one.
Adeline was like a mannequin in Ernie’s store, holding a
ball, something she couldn’t throw, an eternal pose. She died at sixty-eight. The lights went out, tennis balls huddled in
tubes, and the mall took an enormous pink pill and fell asleep.
Kenneth Pobo had three new books in 2015: When The Light Turns Green
(Spruce Alley Press), Bend of Quiet (Blue Light Press), and Booking
Rooms in the Kuiper Belt (Urban Farmhouse Press). He teaches creative
writing and English at Widener University. He gardens, is somewhat of
an authority on Tommy James and the Shondells, and read Hardy’s
Return of the Native this June.